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Ultimate Spider-Man (Infinite Comics) (2015) - I Think I'm Paranoid is the first issue of the Ultimate Spider-Man Infinite Comics.
I THINK I'M PARANOID: After a routine run-in with the villainous JACK O'LANTERN, Spider-Man is convinced that his spider-sense is on the fritz, when it starts warning him of danger seemingly at random. Turns out, there's a bigger threat than Jack O'Lantern to worry about, though.
Jack O'Lantern has robbed the bank and is trying to escape with Spider-Man following him and getting annoyed by his singing. Spider-Man finds that he is hilarious and stops him from escaping. Jack O'Lantern tries to fight back but Spider-Man easily defeats him. After webbing him up for the police, he makes jokes about pumpkins before his S.H.I.E.L.D. communicator rings. Phil Coulson is impressed by his performance of stopping Jack O'Lantern and tells him to come in for his annual S.H.I.E.L.D. performance assessment interview. Spider-Man claims to be busy but Agent Coulson tells him that it's to discuss his short and long term development. Spider-Man doesn't care but Agent Coulson reminds him that he can't avoid it because it's part of being a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent which makes Spider-Man give in. Just as he's about to get a few photo snaps, he senses something. He finds it confusing because he didn't see the threat in the crowd. He is confused by his spider-sense which now going berserk. While swinging through the air, J. Jonah Jameson claims that someone must take Spider-Man down. Spider-Man tries to figure out if he's being watched from different views and hopes that he is not going crazy. He heads to the Brooklyn Bridge and tries looking for the danger. He mistakes a seagull for the danger but finds that it doesn't makes sense. His spider-sense goes haywire and he finds a robot under the bridge which attacks him.